Just copy all the tokenomics of the USD
1.2 Trillion Coins Add 2-5% more coins per year for random reasons Allow staking at 0.5% APY
It’d be funny and serve as a direct analog to the usd. Theoretically no one will buy it because they know how shitty it is.
On second thought, if we start at 1c, we’d need 1.2 Quadrillion coins.
If I was smart enough I’d make it myself
Edit: im kinda worried gangsters will use it for criminal purposes tho